Jim Ferrie
Adventure Playground (acapella) (2007 6-pack)
Lyrics
Five foot square 'n' long black hair
(doo.... dah doo dee doo dah dah)
One ton-uh fun in yer underwear
(doo dee doo dah dah dah dah)
Ya givin' me 9 on the Richter Scale
(boom boom shakalaka, boom boom shakalaka)
Baby, when you shake that tail (ugh!)
(tah-rah da rah-rah da rah-rah da rah)

You got a heavenly body to eclipse the moon
(doo.... dah doo dee doo dah dah)
But Baby, I don't wanna die too soon
(doo dee doo dah dah dah dah)
Quality in quantity is easy to see
(boom boom shakalaka, boom boom shakalaka)
But lemme go on top 'case ya suffocate me!
(tah-rah da rah-rah da rah-rah da rah)

Be my Bouncy Castle (ooh---la la la)
Be my Splash 'n' Slide (ooh---la la la)
Be my Wheel of Fortune (ooh---la la la)
Be my fastest ride (nasty boy, nasty boy ooh ooh nasty boy, HOOAH!)
I like mine big and I like mine round
(doo.... dah doo dee doo dah dah)
So git over here
(dah dah dah dah dah!)
Be my Adventure Playground
(doo.... dah doo dee doo dah dah, doo.... dah doo dee doo dah dah)
(doo.... dah doo dee doo dah dah, dah dah dah dah dah!)

Guys all think dat a guy like me
(doo.... dah doo dee doo dah dah)
Git me a blonde so pert and preteeeeee
(doo dee doo dah dah dah dah)
Dem guys all say dat fat's so square
(boom boom shakalaka, boom boom shakalaka)
But Baby, dat just ain't fair - I think yo hip
(Hippo, Hippo, Hippo, Hippo) (Oh, pleeeeeease)

Be my Bouncy Castle (ooh---la la la)
Be my Splash 'n' Slide (ooh---la la la)
Be my Wheel of Fortune (ooh---la la la)
Be my fastest ride (nasty boy, nasty boy ooh ooh nasty boy)
I like mine fat, don't gimme no thin
Now wish me luck 'coz I'm goin' in.

Copyright © 2007 Jim Ferrie Music
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Jim Ferrie
Music Credits: Jim Ferrie
Producer Credits: Jim Ferrie
Performance Credits: Jim Ferrie
Description
Short Song Description:
6-pack 'Solo Vocal' entry. Acapella comedy R&B about lust for a fat woman. Some borrowings from 'Resurrection Shuffle' and a couple of other 70's soul standards.
Story Behind the Song:
I used Garageband and a Samson USB mic. for this track and created my own vocal percussion samples. Wrote the lyrics during a quiet day in work. Thought it was about time fat women got a mention vis a vis being sexually desirable, albeit in good humour. M
Metadata
Song Length: 1:41
Primary Genre: Unique-Unclassified
Secondary Genre: R & B-Soul
Tempo: Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
Subject Matter 1: Body/Bodies
Subject Matter 2: Comedy, Funny
Mood 1: Delighted
Mood 2: Engaging
Language: English
Era: 2000 and later
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