I Protest!

Lyrics

Copyright © 2010 Jim Ferrie Music I'm you're darling baby, Mommee, and I know you love me true and adult communication's just one thing I can't yet do But God's good grace has granted me a wish of mine you see the gift of speech so I beseech you shut the hell up and listen now to me...... I hate this goddam baby chair I hate that cigarette smell in your hair And the way you force feed me's so unfair I protest, I protest, I protest I hate it when you watch TV When you could be playin' on the floor with me And my diaper's needs changin', hey!, can't you see I protest, I protest, I protest You're always wipin' and pokin' and stoppin' me From doin' ma thing and you never relent My recreation is my education Now gimme a break or I'll paint the walls with excrement I hate to go to bed at night You won't read me a story and turn out the light I just wish you'd get my priorities right I protest, I protest, I protest I hate when Dad's got a boner on And you're love-makin' noise wakes me up in the morn you know there's times I wish I hadn't been born! I'm glad that's off my chest Believe me you're great but I reiterate I protest!

Credits

Lyrics Credits: Jim Ferrie

Music Credits: Jim Ferrie

Producer Credits: Jim Ferrie

Publisher Credits: Jim Ferrie Music

Performance Credits: Jim Ferrie

Description

Short Song Description: Entry for "I Protest" element of the 2010 6-pack.

Metadata

Song Length: 2:31

Primary Genre: Jazz-General

Secondary Genre: Unique-Children

Tempo: Medium (111 - 130)

Lead Vocal: Male Vocal

Subject Matter 1: Frustration

Subject Matter 2: Baby, Children

Mood 1: Annoyed

Mood 2: Welcoming

Similar Artist 1: Michael Buble

Language: English

Era: 1950 - 1959